A: I'm not going to school anymore.
B: Why?
A: They say the end of the world is coming soon, very soon.
B: How soon?
A: Next year.
B: Are we going to die?
A: Yes.
B: But all of us will die, some day. Maybe you'll die tomorrow. Who knows?
A: But the end of the world means we'll all die together.
B: That's quite fair, isn't it? I mean, dying together.
A: Do you think someone's gonna come and save us?
B: Who? The aliens?
A: No... I mean God.
B: God?
A: Yes. You believe in God, don't you?
B: No, I don't.
A: You don't? Then why do you say 'Oh my God' all the time?
B: You say 'shit' all the time. Does that mean you believe in shit?
A: Okay, fine. Then what do you believe?
B: I believe in Santa Claus.
A: Santa Claus? Have you ever seen him in person?
B: No. Never.
A: Then why do you believe in that.
B: You don't need to see something to believe in it.
A: But that's stupid.
B: You haven't seen the end of the world, but you believe in it.
A: You don't need to see something to believe in it.
B: But that's stupid.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
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